Its Summer

Fianaly summer ,i get to feel the warm breeze in my hair and listen to the birds sing in the trees and the best no more school.
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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WARNING

the potato known to many as a very good food with many uses but now there is a new menace in society THE SQUASH a known member of the squashes in the dirt this new group of the most evil villains in today's society everyone must be on the watch for these villains they are very dangerous and armed with the latest technology one of them are the the potato gun and another one is the potato peeler if you see these people you must call 1 (800) potato-potato.

i ran feeling my nerves tighten and my breath getting heavy as i looked behind me i could feel my heart jump as high as a skyscraper and then almost stop that second as i saw the biggest amoeba it was following me all that i could hear was its foot steps thump thump thump thump the scariest sound was its cry of anger rarw i then jumped into the bush beside me thump i could not feel anything i wasn't thinking and now i feel how stupid i was to do that because now I'm in a thistle bush and i can feel the thorns jabbing into y body it was like having 10000000 needles in your skin and being stabbed by a bee in the face i got up and not noticing that there was a stream beside me at that moment i fell into the water feeling the frigid cold watter flowing over me feeling the ice and fish ram into me and then a up coming boat then picked me up out of the water


the end

rock where i broke a bunch of glass
Forest where i killed a bird
soccer Field where i found $20
garden that i trashed
big river that i put a gold fish in
big pile of wood where I got a nail in my foot
tire swing where i broke my arm

my ______ is better than your ______.

My superior thingamajig is more intellectually advanced than yours

As I walked down the concrete sidewalk I was confronted by a russet potato who then exclaimed “my thingamajig better than yours!”
I then thought to myself “what thingamajig?” very confusingly stated in my brain.
The potato then yelled “hello!” in a very angry tone of voice.
I then thought to myself what rotten lumpy bumpy horrendously under par mannered russet piece of potato.
So I then stated “my thingamabob is more of the equal to greater value than the mass of the largest planet in the whole entire universe including all the other things in the universe!”
The russet potato had then been the most confused as a swallow then flew by carrying a coconut.
I then said “I bet that you have the brain the size the swallow that just flew by o wait you’re a potato!”
The potato angrily exclaimed “well I bet that you don’t even know the average wing speed of a European swallow”
Then I said “O yah well I know in fact exactly what it is it is 29 miles an hour and a 10 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut,”
“Yes it could,”
No it could not

we had descended from the electromagnetic crap shoot in our nondonomateable submarine thesaurus heading to the radioactive fecelmatter. we had just then been discombobulated and had hit our tendoidael joints and then. we began to arise seeing Manny potato's and then we had been hit by a torpedo but it was not a torpedo it was another ship. we had been apprehended in a supercalafragalisticexpealaladocous crap shoot filled with biohazardous potato's and we were forced to think of 10 words or be thrown overboard into the depts of fecelmatter so we thought of 10 words and their have all been in this paragraph on nondenomateable despicable word sentence thingies.

based on a real story : I felt my bone shatter as my arm hit the cement curb and just then i thought to myself will my arm all ways now be in this z shape a non describable position ,or will my arm haft to be cut off. The endorphin had cut in and i felt no pain at all as i swore many curse words that are not appropriate for school. after five minints of me in hock and a pain that felt like a lighting bolt hitting me. my sister found me sitting on the cold curb and at that time i was staying at my uncles as i got into the truck i said to my uncle don't hit any bumps as always he hit every bump he could as i got into the truck was covered with blood had my bone broke through the skin and muscle i thought. after i was told nothing g of the incident i felt like a bag of fecelmatter and then that night i ate a big plate of mashed potato's all the bumps the pain was coming back and fast as i thought how much longer it would take to get to the hospital. Then i took my hand away from my cradled wrist as i looked at it and to my surprise it was covered in blood had my bone gone through my skin. i had no memory of the incident until i ate a big plate of yummy potato's for dinner.