we had descended from the electromagnetic crap shoot in our nondonomateable submarine thesaurus heading to the radioactive fecelmatter. we had just then been discombobulated and had hit our tendoidael joints and then. we began to arise seeing Manny potato's and then we had been hit by a torpedo but it was not a torpedo it was another ship. we had been apprehended in a supercalafragalisticexpealaladocous crap shoot filled with biohazardous potato's and we were forced to think of 10 words or be thrown overboard into the depts of fecelmatter so we thought of 10 words and their have all been in this paragraph on nondenomateable despicable word sentence thingies.

based on a real story : I felt my bone shatter as my arm hit the cement curb and just then i thought to myself will my arm all ways now be in this z shape a non describable position ,or will my arm haft to be cut off. The endorphin had cut in and i felt no pain at all as i swore many curse words that are not appropriate for school. after five minints of me in hock and a pain that felt like a lighting bolt hitting me. my sister found me sitting on the cold curb and at that time i was staying at my uncles as i got into the truck i said to my uncle don't hit any bumps as always he hit every bump he could as i got into the truck was covered with blood had my bone broke through the skin and muscle i thought. after i was told nothing g of the incident i felt like a bag of fecelmatter and then that night i ate a big plate of mashed potato's all the bumps the pain was coming back and fast as i thought how much longer it would take to get to the hospital. Then i took my hand away from my cradled wrist as i looked at it and to my surprise it was covered in blood had my bone gone through my skin. i had no memory of the incident until i ate a big plate of yummy potato's for dinner.

I was sitting in my desk waiting eagerly but patently counting down the seconds till the bell the best sound of the day the sound that brings joy to me. As I walk joyfully home I had this feeling that I was being watched as I walked home then suddenly I was grabbed by a dark figure I had never seen this figure before as I tried to get away I was shoved into a dark car in a place that nobody would expect. I felt as if I was wanted by someone or something was I right?

I was taken to a building that I had never seen before it was a tall almost all glass and had the most amazing inside. I was sat down in a conference room in a building with no name I was told that I was in a company building or was I lied to was it a secret government organization that had never been revealed to the public in anyway. I have heard of many organizations the yakuza freemasons the CIA and the FBI was it anyone of these, well I was just about to find out as a tall motionless figure walked into the room and sat across from me I could feel my heart racing in fear I didn’t know what exactly was going to happen and then the figure spoke and said “you are needed” he spoke just as he looked. I didn’t really know what he meant by that but I know it wouldn’t be good to me and or anyone else in this situation and then it happened.

I was taken to another room except this one was more than just a table in the center of a room and a picture of a mountain on the wall no this room was filled with many things that sparked my imagination with excitement and curiosity. Then I was face to face with Mr. Potato head one of the most feared people in the world and his least feared sidekick the yam. I didn’t know what to do except run and run fast but where was there to run in a room with no windows but only one door with heavily guarded squashes at both sides of the door and nobody on my side and then Mr. Potato head spoke in the most spine chilling way he said that I had some sort of power that could save the potato race and conquer the human race was I the key? Or maybe it was because I was one of them. Then I saw a talking potato in a cage and then squash said “don’t that is the poisonous one of us” as I went to go touch it and then I was asleep.

I had been transported to a remote location in the middle of the hot Nevada desert there was a small shack but was it just a shack or was there a giant city of its own underneath was I right? I was then in an elevator going down and down and down into the bowels of earth it was dark until then the whole place light up with excitement and everybody was so energetic and fit. I was directed to a room a beautiful room large and very clean I was told that I would be staying there until I can cooperate and help them in their mass plans for dominating the world and then somebody came into my room a child that was about my age and was not a potato just the plain old human figure it was a boy and spoke in a very peaceful voice and said “why are you here” and so I said “I’m here because they think that I have sort of special power that could save their race”
And the boy said “wow me to where do you come from” he said.

TO BE CONTINUED ………….

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THIS IS A POTATO PLANT

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BLUE FLOWERS WITH RED THORNS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST WITH TREES AND BUSHES THAT WILL CONTAIN A BLUE FLOWER WITH RED THORNS ON IT
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THE END AND DO NOT TELL ME OTHER WISE

POTATO TOMATO ELEPHANT PLANT

Scardy Student

Once upon a time there was a student that had phobia of healthy food and most of all POTATO'S. He hated potato's even potato chips. nobody ever knew why he did not like potato's but some people believed that it had something to do with his mothers cooking or he once lived in a potato farm.

Then there was tomato's he hated every thing with tomato's in it even salad. But he was the healthiest person in school and when people would offer him a Peace of healthy food he would just shove it away.

But then there was one day when the impossible happened, he was forced to eat potomato salad or else he would not be able to eat anything but he always had a safety kit it contained peptobismo a chocolate bar a bottle of power aid and a energy bar he always had the kit with him but in this situation it was all different he forgot his kit at school and he had to eat it but he always had to stick with his schedule

8:00 wake up
8:30 eat breakfast
9:00 go to school
12:15 eat lunch
2:52 get home
3:15 eat a snack
4:30 read a book
6:00 eat dinner
8:00 go to bed


But then one day it all changed because of one potato and a tomato. His mother put mashed potato in his Shepard's pie and he ate it and he liked it that was a surprise to him because he never liked potato's before. from that day on he loved potato's and he always had a potato in his safety kit which now has changed his hole life around now this is his new schedule


8:00 wake up
8:30 eat breakfast
9:00 go to school
10:00 eat a potato
12:15 eat lunch
2:52 get home
3:15 eat a potato
3:25 eat another potato
4:30 read book
6:00 eat dinner
7:00 eat potato
8:00 go to bed


his hole life has now changed because of one potato but he wont eat any tomato's very soon because its green and decomposing in his back yard