WARNING

the potato known to many as a very good food with many uses but now there is a new menace in society THE SQUASH a known member of the squashes in the dirt this new group of the most evil villains in today's society everyone must be on the watch for these villains they are very dangerous and armed with the latest technology one of them are the the potato gun and another one is the potato peeler if you see these people you must call 1 (800) potato-potato.

i ran feeling my nerves tighten and my breath getting heavy as i looked behind me i could feel my heart jump as high as a skyscraper and then almost stop that second as i saw the biggest amoeba it was following me all that i could hear was its foot steps thump thump thump thump the scariest sound was its cry of anger rarw i then jumped into the bush beside me thump i could not feel anything i wasn't thinking and now i feel how stupid i was to do that because now I'm in a thistle bush and i can feel the thorns jabbing into y body it was like having 10000000 needles in your skin and being stabbed by a bee in the face i got up and not noticing that there was a stream beside me at that moment i fell into the water feeling the frigid cold watter flowing over me feeling the ice and fish ram into me and then a up coming boat then picked me up out of the water


the end

rock where i broke a bunch of glass
Forest where i killed a bird
soccer Field where i found $20
garden that i trashed
big river that i put a gold fish in
big pile of wood where I got a nail in my foot
tire swing where i broke my arm

my ______ is better than your ______.

My superior thingamajig is more intellectually advanced than yours

As I walked down the concrete sidewalk I was confronted by a russet potato who then exclaimed “my thingamajig better than yours!”
I then thought to myself “what thingamajig?” very confusingly stated in my brain.
The potato then yelled “hello!” in a very angry tone of voice.
I then thought to myself what rotten lumpy bumpy horrendously under par mannered russet piece of potato.
So I then stated “my thingamabob is more of the equal to greater value than the mass of the largest planet in the whole entire universe including all the other things in the universe!”
The russet potato had then been the most confused as a swallow then flew by carrying a coconut.
I then said “I bet that you have the brain the size the swallow that just flew by o wait you’re a potato!”
The potato angrily exclaimed “well I bet that you don’t even know the average wing speed of a European swallow”
Then I said “O yah well I know in fact exactly what it is it is 29 miles an hour and a 10 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut,”
“Yes it could,”
No it could not