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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I was sitting in my desk waiting eagerly but patently counting down the seconds till the bell the best sound of the day the sound that brings joy to me. As I walk joyfully home I had this feeling that I was being watched as I walked home then suddenly I was grabbed by a dark figure I had never seen this figure before as I tried to get away I was shoved into a dark car in a place that nobody would expect. I felt as if I was wanted by someone or something was I right?

I was taken to a building that I had never seen before it was a tall almost all glass and had the most amazing inside. I was sat down in a conference room in a building with no name I was told that I was in a company building or was I lied to was it a secret government organization that had never been revealed to the public in anyway. I have heard of many organizations the yakuza freemasons the CIA and the FBI was it anyone of these, well I was just about to find out as a tall motionless figure walked into the room and sat across from me I could feel my heart racing in fear I didn’t know what exactly was going to happen and then the figure spoke and said “you are needed” he spoke just as he looked. I didn’t really know what he meant by that but I know it wouldn’t be good to me and or anyone else in this situation and then it happened.

I was taken to another room except this one was more than just a table in the center of a room and a picture of a mountain on the wall no this room was filled with many things that sparked my imagination with excitement and curiosity. Then I was face to face with Mr. Potato head one of the most feared people in the world and his least feared sidekick the yam. I didn’t know what to do except run and run fast but where was there to run in a room with no windows but only one door with heavily guarded squashes at both sides of the door and nobody on my side and then Mr. Potato head spoke in the most spine chilling way he said that I had some sort of power that could save the potato race and conquer the human race was I the key? Or maybe it was because I was one of them. Then I saw a talking potato in a cage and then squash said “don’t that is the poisonous one of us” as I went to go touch it and then I was asleep.

I had been transported to a remote location in the middle of the hot Nevada desert there was a small shack but was it just a shack or was there a giant city of its own underneath was I right? I was then in an elevator going down and down and down into the bowels of earth it was dark until then the whole place light up with excitement and everybody was so energetic and fit. I was directed to a room a beautiful room large and very clean I was told that I would be staying there until I can cooperate and help them in their mass plans for dominating the world and then somebody came into my room a child that was about my age and was not a potato just the plain old human figure it was a boy and spoke in a very peaceful voice and said “why are you here” and so I said “I’m here because they think that I have sort of special power that could save their race”
And the boy said “wow me to where do you come from” he said.

TO BE CONTINUED ………….

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